We turned up to play on a sunny Saturday
The sun was shining, our glow was blinding

We let in one, because of the sun
Alice did a thump and now she has a bump
Alison scored, so we all roared
Alice assisted Terri, so we all got merry
Lauren assisted and then she missed it
Nat saved some goals and made some players roll
With beers at the club, Nat was named man of the match in the hubbub
The potatoes were hard, one of their players got a card
Sophie's being a dingo because she's not coming to bingo
Looking forward to Nick getting his balls out, try not to scream and shout!!